Lanzarote

Five inane thoughts I had while away on holiday:


Black sand is bigger than regular sand

Lanzarote is in the same time zone as the UK - why?

Sun cream is a bore to apply when you have to apply it at least three times a day - especially if you are hairy - is this the most tanned I have ever been?

Why don't the authorities make more of the fact that Planet of the Apes was filmed there?

Would my increasingly dodgy boiler survive my absence? *


*Answer - yes it would, but how has it self-repaired itself in the meantime?!