The Wedding of the Year, Part One

Sister Inane is to be an Inane no longer. As of next weekend, she becomes something else...

A production which has been a year in the making is almost upon us... and after the Oscars, it's my sister's wedding!

I'm very much looking forward to it, as an intergral member of the principal cast - well, as well as being brother of the bride and I am an usher - I know it's not quite best supporting actor, but with my reading and all, I should get a look-in on the Screen-Play nomination...?

Or failing that, Best Dressed Male - because we're all wearing the same thing, and I will look the best! - okay, maybe not as cute as my nephew or as handsome as the groom - I have to say that in case any Inanes are reading this - but close - do they do a Best Hair Cut at the Oscars? Or am I thinking the Brits...??

Best Rock Act?

Reason I mention it - I'm starting to feel nervous...