Tissues
I think the cleaners are using my tissues - I have a box on my desk and tissues have been removed from it overnight....
The everyday musings and mishaps of a guy now nearly thirty, living, working, and playing in London. Only duller...
I think the cleaners are using my tissues - I have a box on my desk and tissues have been removed from it overnight....
Just got back from the gym... ...the whole trip today was a rather bizarre one. First off, I was hit by a squash ball as I passed through the corridor to the changing rooms (okay, that is not that bizarre, there are squash courts there, this ball didn't just materialise from out of space), then someone shot me a filthy look as I was gearing up on the treadmill (for no apparent reason, I wasn't staring at their arse or anything), but perhaps best of all, I was prevented from re-entering Locker 101 (alright - it was 103 - I always pick that number because it reminds me of home...) and was well and truly locked out of my locker after returning from the shower, with nothing but a towel to hide away my respectables...
Quite a manic few days for Inane - I've also been feeling under the weather - but things are a little more sedate now, so that comfortably numb* feeling is returning...
Absolutely no time to say anything of value, except always down a pint of milk before going out on a Friday - advice I should have heeded last week!
Just had lunch. Bread was excellent, although admittedly wasn't mine. Bought sandwiches in our neighbourhood Boots, the chemist. Unfortuately, they had run out of those excellent Pan Fried Sauasge and Sage "Sensations" crisps made by the good people at Walkers. Nothing like a spot of advertising (and vague dim hope they see this and either send me loads of free stuff - I'd prefer the Peking Duck Cracker or Thai Sweet Chilli flavour Sensations) but they have been good to me recently. Not only have I been aquiring their Sauasge and Sage Sensations from Boots en masse (at a seriously discounted price, of course) but I've also been wearing their Pedometer, which they kindly sent me for free just before Xmas. However, you would not believe how difficult it is to get up to the recommended 10,000 steps per day! I find the only way I can do it is to cheat by wearing it on the treadmill at the gym!!
...yes, a snow filled woodland looks back at me from my calendar today - very nice.
...is the only way to describe today's delightful calendar picture. It's actually, very dull, and I've had a sneaky peak at tomorrow's entry and that is not much better... ...may resort to making the paper aeroplanes to revive my interest.
...is the only way to describe my calendar today, only they seem more triangular in shape. In fact, more like pyramids or tee-pees. So, snail wig-wams then. It's also Martin Luther King Jnr Day too.
It's a weird one this - I bought a perfectly fresh loaf, left it in the fridge over night, and still it was dry this morning... ...all I can think is it's one of these neither brown bread nor white bread loafs, and that as it has this apparent identity crisis, it comes of worse than regular bread...
Calendar today has a picture of what looks like a purple orchid that has been frozen slightly. But is it art?
The bread on my sandwiches was very dry today... it didn't seem that dry when I got it out of the fridge this morning, mind you, I was quite hungover...
I got one of those Page-a-Day Calendars for Xmas - basically, I not only tear off the previous day's page to reveal today's date and a graphic or photograph (today' s graphic resembles blood cells close up) but I also get to make a paper aeroplane from the previous day's page by following the lines and instructions printed on the page. There are SIX models (Twister, Sonic, Mini-World record, Eagle, Comet, and Monarch). I have collected two of each so far and have yet to make any of them... The reason I mention this is that this morning I noticed that I had failed to tear off yesterday's page; it was a really cool picture of some dollar bills, with George Washington. I wouldn't have minded looking at that yesterday, as opposed to the blood cells I have today.... I'm a bit disappointed by that, really...
Inspired in part by the number of dull Blogs there are nowadays (my parent's dog probably has one written about him somewhere), some guy getting sacked for having one, and the fact there are too many dull conversations and misadventures that are simply wasted without record, I have therefore decided to join the inter-web blogging phenomenon - hello!